Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Friday, May 30th, 2008

AGEING gracefully is a difficult art. So, hats off to Harrison Ford and Spielberg for showing that when 20 years pass by unless you live in a soap opera two decades do pass by.

The archaeologist-adventurer made famous by George Lucas, Spielberg and Ford returns as an older, wiser and a little slower Indiana Jones, who remains as fallible and as likable as in his first outing in 1981.

Spielberg insisted that the special effects would be kept to a minimum in keeping with both the spirit of the three previous Indiana Jones films and the period in which The Kingdom of the Skull is set, and this does give the film an old-worldly, hands-on feel missing in similar adventures shot now like, say, National Treasure. This includes a sword-fight between two people balanced on two parallel racing jeeps.

Still, sometimes it’s better to adopt a little change. The Kingdom of the Skull moves at a desultory pace and its storyline has few surprises. And then, suddenly in the end, it takes off in a direction that bears the special touch of Lucas and Spielberg.

What’s also surprising is how many parallels it has with National Treasure 2, released just earlier this year from mythical cities to estranged families. Sure, there is a new character being introduced, in the shape of the young flavour of the season Shia LaBeouf. But even with the Marlon Brando get-up, he looks like he has been plonked in the film from sometime else.

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Sweet Valley High - the 30s years?

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Omigod, you guys. Francine Pascal is working on an update of Sweet Valley High, which catches up with Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield now that they are in their 30s and living in a gated community. Stop it, you say. Get outta town. No way! Way: in an interview in Bust magazine, Pascal, who has the same feathered blonde hair-do as the twin characters in her books, promised that the new series, to be called Sweet Valley Heights, would be %26quot;outrageous%26quot;.
Back when some of us were of the age to be spending all our time thinking seriously about whether we should be getting behind Coke or Pepsi, and which member of Duran Duran was the dreamiest, our bookshelves wore the kicky pastel and citrus hues of Sweet Valley.
The books, the first of which came out in 1983, followed permanently-16-year-old twins: Elizabeth was the sensible one, who wrote for the school paper (The Oracle) and was more or less a crashing bore; Jessica was the self-absorbed, impulsive schemer, who shamelessly leveraged her position as co-captain of the cheerleading team. The twins were described, with hypnotic regularity, in the first few pages of each number: they had sun-kissed or sun-streaked or spun-silk blonde hair, blue-green or aquamarine eyes the colour of the Pacific Ocean and perfect %26quot;size six%26quot; figures. They wore matching gold lavalieres and were candy-stripers at the local hospital.
What went on at Sweet Valley High? Everything, and nothing. People had crushes and rivals. They played soccer, football and tennis. There were cookouts by the lake, surfing after school, pep rallies and dances. (The Californian idyll probably owed a great deal to Brian Wilson, since Francine Pascal grew up in Queens, New York and hadn%26#39;t actually visited Los Angeles when she dreamed the place up.) There was intermittent melodrama. Boys died in fights or car crashes. Girls died from terminal illnesses, and sometimes from drug overdoses after they%26#39;d fallen in with a bad crowd because they were hurt and angry over their parents separating, or because a boy had treated them shabbily.
Sweet Valley High books were disapproved of by stuffy librarians and interfering parents, who said they were no better than trashy romance novels. And they were right, but the books were also incessantly moralising. Often clumsily so. In Sweet Valley, you couldn%26#39;t climb onto a motorcycle without it crashing. And even the nastiest mean girls invariably wound up taking their medicine in the end.
%26quot;I was totally rapt by the pureness of the high school stereotype,%26quot; writes the keeper of one fan website. %26quot;Hunky football players, studious newspaper writers, scrawny dorks with no girl skills… this was like the mold that Saved by the Bell was cut from.%26quot;
The world of Sweet Valley High was perfect in every way. It was like nothing that exists anywhere on earth. Everyone could relate to it.

We know, because it%26#39;s on her website, that Francine Pascal%26#39;s favourite colours are beige and blue and her favourite food is Maryland crabcakes, but like Thomas Pynchon and J D Salinger, Francine Pascal is often described as both elusive and reclusive.
This is perhaps an exaggeration. While she is photographed at parties less than, say, Salman Rushdie, you can get a good sense of Pascal from an LA Times story that came out back in 1986, when she was starting to get some success. Pascal studied journalism at New York University before she had jobs making stuff up for True Confessions and Modern Screen, somewhat tawdry and old-hat magazines. It is hard not to like her because throughout, the LA Times sounds scandalised by her and Pascal makes droll, flip comments about everything:
On the soap opera The Young Marrieds, on which she and her husband (fellow journalist John Pascal) were employed as writers in the mid-1960s: %26quot;It wasn%26#39;t hard money, but the hardest part was having to watch it every day.%26quot;
On the distinction of their having churned out, in 30 days, the first book about Patty Hearst%26#39;s trial: %26quot;It was the first time that I had ever done real nonfiction.%26quot;
The story also reveals Pascal%26#39;s creative process, at home in her %26quot;gigantic%26quot; Manhattan apartment next to a Fluffy Donuts store. She gets to the typewriter by 10am, and writes four pages. %26quot;I never write three, I never write five. I don%26#39;t do rewrites. I put all the pages in a pile next to the typewriter.%26quot; She only allows herself to get up for %26quot;bodily necessities%26quot;, %26quot;but I can stop in the middle of a sentence if it happens to be at the end of the fourth page.%26quot;
Thus, she explained airily, %26quot;you just let them pile up, those four pages, and before you know it you have a book.%26quot;
Of course Pascal only wrote-wrote six of the 400-odd books in the franchise, which eventually expanded to include six more spin-off series (Sweet Valley Twins, Sweet Valley University, etc), as well as a TV show and a board game. The actual writing was farmed out to anonymous ghostwriters, who used a %26lsquo;Bible%26#39; that contained all the plot threads and character descriptions, maintained by Pascal.
%26quot;The same way that some people can play the piano,%26quot; she told Bust, %26quot;I can do plots! They just come!%26quot; She would hold meetings, she explained, where the writers %26quot;would take notes and everything%26quot;. They would then draft an outline and, once Pascal had approved it, they would get cracking, presumably at a speedier rate than four pages a day.
Lizzie Skurnick, one such former ghostwriter, is now a blogger and a well-regarded poet. Another, Eileen Goudge, struck it rich writing adult romance novels. Her Trail of Secrets sounds a hoot: it%26#39;s set between the uppercrust equestrian set and the blue-collar world of New York%26#39;s mounted police. Amongst the other ghost-writers is an editor at Random House, a motivational speaker, and a writer of history books for young adults - all occupations that speak to the schoolmarmish heart that, in retrospect, was beating beneath so many of the Sweet Valley books.
The last ever Sweet Valley High book was written by a man who appears to be anonymously selling religious icons on a website which gives, as its sales pitch, an account of life as a depressed, overweight, despairing 37-year-old, living in a cramped Manhattan apartment and eating junk food all the time, just for the sugar high. His work (presumably churning out young adult fiction) was frantically busy, %26quot;but not challenging or interesting%26quot;.
%26quot;After work, either I drank myself into oblivion, or got high on marijuana and vegetated in front of the TV, or I found meaningless sexual encounters online.%26quot; Eventually, nudged out of a Scotch-induced slumber by his cats one night, Jesus appeared to him and instructed him to take special pictures of him (Jesus), which he now sells for $US3.99 a pop, payment via Paypal.
In the end, over 20 increasingly thin years, we also tired of the franchise. And we got older. We put away our Sweet Valley High books and pretty soon we had forgotten all about Elizabeth and Jessica, about class clown Winston Egbert and snobby Lila Fowler, about poor Regina Morrow, born deaf (because her mother, a model, had been taking diet pills during the pregnancy), but nevertheless beautiful enough to model in Ingenue magazine and kind enough to melt the icy heart of dashing arrogant tennis star Bruce Patman, but who was ultimately to cark it when she tried one line (just one line!) of cocaine at a party and dropped dead from a heart murmur. We would forget all about Sweet Valley%26#39;s hot-sounding band, The Droids, and the machinations amongst the bitchier members of its sorority, Pi Beta Alpha.
But until Harry Potter came along, Sweet Valley High was the biggest selling teen series in history. And since it%26#39;s arguable whether Harry Potter is really a teen series (some would class it as fantasy), perhaps it still is. Sixty million copies sold and Pascal, who Forbes estimates made $15 million from Sweet Valley, now lives between Manhattan and Cannes.

Last year Alloy Entertainment, the marketing firm that packages Sweet Valley High books, confirmed that the promised Sweet Valley Heights series was in progress, but had changed its title to Sweet Valley Confidential.
Intriguingly, the first few numbers of the Sweet Valley High series (Double Love; Secrets; Playing With Fire; Power Play and All Night Long) were re-released in the UK last year and are to trickle out in the States from next month. They have not been given the conservational treatment such hallowed works deserve: they have been updated to include cellphones, emails and blogs and presumably many of the original details that gave the series its hyper-1980s lustre will have been flattened out or painted over: %26quot;I can%26#39;t stop thinking about the past and trying to figure out how it all snowballed so quickly,%26quot; writes reformed bad-boy George Warren to former squeeze-turned-dweeb Enid Rollins in Secrets (#2). %26quot;It%26#39;s like the time we took all those bennies, and before we knew it we were cooking along in the GTO doing eighty or ninety…%26quot;
The publisher cannot confirm whether this brush-up is in advance of Pascal%26#39;s hot new %26lsquo;reboot%26#39;, but surely, something is afoot.

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Isabel Allende - refugee, writer, icon

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Isabel Allende, the passionate expatriate queen of Latin American fiction writers, lives just as you might imagine - in a film-starrish, peach-coloured, faux Spanish castle, on a wooded hilltop.
Aptly named La Casa de los Esp%26iacute;ritus (The House of The Spirits) after her phenomenal best-seller first novel, it%26#39;s an hour north of San Francisco, with an expansive view of the bay.
Allende fled the Pinochet terror regime in Chile aged 40, then wrote her first highly political, magic realism novel on her grandmother%26#39;s wooden s%26eacute;ance table, in a crammed kitchen in Venezuela.
Still black-haired and glamorous at 65, she%26#39;s written her latest laid-bare memoir, The Sum Of Our Days - in her poolside author%26#39;s cuchitril [den], on her one-hectare Californian estate.
It%26#39;s a short, voluptuous figure with a commanding presence who opens the front door and shakes my hand. %26quot;You%26#39;re tall,%26quot; Allende remarks abruptly. %26quot;I%26#39;m short,%26quot; she continues, %26quot;but let me warn you, my height is deceptive. I%26#39;m a bulldozer,%26quot; she says, as she sweeps me through the high-arched rooms.
Indeed this sharp, fiery, bossy, yet warm and generous benefactor is mobbed like a rock star when she returns to Latin America. She%26#39;s thronged, wherever she tours anywhere in the world, by adoring fans who%26#39;ve bought more than 30 million copies of her books, printed in 28 languages. %26quot;The crowds are for what I represent, as much as for my books; and because my name is Allende,%26quot; she says frankly. %26quot;People see me as a symbol for The Disappeared, the torture victims. I%26#39;ve written so much about politics, people know I%26#39;m never afraid to speak out about oppression and injustice.%26quot;
Allende%26#39;s own life story reads like a plotline from her many novels. It%26#39;s her life experience, and the daily dramas in her extended family, the tribe, who she%26#39;s enticed to live around her hilltop, that she openly mines to fill her pages. Daughter of a Chilean diplomat, and niece and goddaughter of former Chilean President Salvador Allende, she survived %26quot;one coup, a military regime, three revolutions, censorship of my work as a journalist, assisting political subversives, death threats, then fleeing into exile in Venezuela%26quot;. The democratically elected, Marxist idealist President Allende died during the 1973 CIA-backed military coup.
On the personal front, Isabel Allende survived %26quot;eccentric relatives, divorce; then remarriage to Willie Gordon, an American social justice lawyer with plentiful baggage, including three drug-addicted children, and one functional stepson%26quot;. Then came the death from porphyria of her daughter Paula, after Allende%26#39;s bedside vigil throughout her year in a coma; and the drug-related death of Gordon%26#39;s daughter Jennifer. Then Celia, the wife of Allende%26#39;s son Nico, and mother of his three children, turned lesbian, with Sally, the fianc%26eacute;e of Gordon%26#39;s stepson Jason. Celia and Sally co-parent the three children, with Nico and new wife, the gorgeous Lori Barra, who Allende %26quot;sought out, road-tested and snagged for Nico%26quot;.
Confused? This is only the start. It all becomes clear in her memoir. Readers who love Allende%26#39;s outpouring honesty about her passion-led decisions, failings, stubbornness and meddling obsessions, along with her wit and spiritualism, will find this in buckets in The Sum Of Our Days. %26quot;I have more than enough dramas and melodramas in my life to make a three-ringed circus,%26quot; Allende admits. Nonetheless she%26#39;s determined that all the above characters, and more, remain members of the tribe she began gathering when she married Gordon 20 years ago, and moved to America knowing no one else.
%26quot;What I would like is a big compound, with a high fence and bodyguards, so I could lock them all in, then no one could escape my constant interfering in their lives.%26quot; Allende rocks with laughter. %26quot;Willie spends his days telling me, %26lsquo;Keep your nose out of it Isabel,%26#39; but I%26#39;m a control freak so I take no notice.%26quot;
We%26#39;ve been talking all morning in her correspondence study inside the main house, a room lined with books and silver-framed family photographs. It%26#39;s in total contrast to her spartan cuchitril, where only material relating to the current book is allowed. In the correspondence study are stored the thousands of letters that Allende and her mother, Francisca , 87, living in Chile, still write to each other daily. The correspondence began when Allende was 15, at school in Chile and living with grandparents, whilst her parents were posted abroad. Neatly bundled, tied with ribbon and dated year by year, the letters provide crucial source material for Allende%26#39;s books.
In the next room is the well-travelled, heavy carved wooden s%26eacute;ance table, which her clairvoyant grandmother%26#39;s supernatural powers shake and move in her turbulent family saga The House Of The Spirits. %26quot;Of course I exaggerate, but it could have happened in real life - that%26#39;s magic realism,%26quot; Allende says pertly. %26quot;The table moves even further in the film version of my book. Did you see it? All those great actors, Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Jeremy Irons, and Antonio Banderas. Oooh, I could eat him on a tortilla, with guacamole.%26quot; Allende grasps a photograph of herself with Banderas, and peering closely remarks: %26quot;I look weird because I%26#39;d just had a facelift, and it was too tight.
%26quot;Of course I had cosmetic surgery!%26quot; she says. %26quot;Why would I want grey hair, sagging wrinkles, and warts with whiskers growing out of them? I will always fight the ugliness of old age. But as my mother says, there comes a point where you have to give up, and just be happy that you don%26#39;t smell!%26quot;
She stands erect, straightens her silk skirt and announces: %26quot;I think I should feed us; I have something I prepared.%26quot; She disappears to the kitchen to fetch what I imagine will be a simple sandwich lunch. Instead she sets out spiced lentil soup, beef fillet, spinach and pumpkin with pine nuts, chocolate and butterscotch ice-cream, Chilean white wine. %26quot;Gluttony and lust are the only deadly sins worth the trouble, my dear,%26quot; she says, raising her glass. %26quot;Please eat more.%26quot;
Are any of these recipes from her book Aphrodite? %26quot;I can%26#39;t even remember. When I wrote that book, my mind and heart were still in a giant blur of grief.%26quot;
It%26#39;s typical of Allende%26#39;s uninhibited individualism that the last thing anyone would have expected her to write at that wretched time was a bawdy Rabelaisian book about food and sex: aphrodisiac sauces, soups, souffl%26eacute;s, sensual culinary delights and orgies. In 1995 she%26#39;d published Paula, about the slow death of her daughter from a metabolic disorder, porphyria, aged just 28 and newlywed. People still approach her, weeping over the book. %26quot;I still cry about her; you never get over it,%26quot; she says, stroking a photograph of Paula.
The book began as a long letter that she wrote, sitting at her daughter%26#39;s bedside, waiting in hospital corridors: %26lsquo;Listen Paula, I am going to tell you a story, so that when you wake up you will not feel so lost.%26#39;
Allende recorded the daily happenings, but as it became apparent that her daughter was unlikely to wake from her coma, she began delving back inside her own childhood. With reckless honesty she recalls bitter and sweet moments: memories of her racy diplomat father disappearing in scandalous circumstances when she was three and her mother re-marrying another kindly diplomat; of living with her austere patriarchal grandfather, and her furious desire to break free from the male-dominated Latin world. Secrets that she wanted to tell Paula, including an eerie incident of sexual abuse by a fisherman when Allende was eight.
Exhausted on completing Paula, Allende was unable to summon the enthusiasm for another novel. So she reverted to the techniques of her former career as a journalist, and set herself a task to investigate the most far-fetched topic to jolt her out of her gloom - aphrodisiacs and orgies.
More works of popular fiction followed. Her books are often historical fiction with a romantic, political, feminist bent, along with some trademark Latin American magical realism: Of Love And Shadows, Eva Luna, The Stories of Eva Luna, Daughter of Fortune, In%26eacute;s Of My Soul. Nearly all her narratives feature defiant women, born poor or vulnerable, destined to a life of subjection, who rebel. %26quot;My female protagonists throw themselves into adventure without measuring the risks or looking back, because to remain paralysed in the place society holds for them is much worse.%26quot;
Like their author, her female characters %26quot;make crazy passionate decisions, driven by love, ahead of personal ambition%26quot;, she says. %26quot;But in those crazy things we do for passion, therein lies the story. If we always acted in a reasonable way, there would be no story - and I%26#39;m a story junkie. I hunt stories everywhere.%26quot;
Allende, superstitiously, always begins a new book on January 8, the date she began writing The House of the Spirits. On her most recent start, she ritually lit a candle in her cuchitril, stared at her blank computer screen, then the phone rang. %26quot;It was my longtime agent, Carmen Balcells, my larger-than-life mother figure, who now lives in semi-retirement in Santa Fe, a tiny town of crazed goats near Barcelona,%26quot; Allende relates. %26quot;%26#39;Read me the first sentence,%26#39; Carmen demands. %26#39;I don%26#39;t have one,%26#39; I reply. %26#39;Then write a memoir. It%26#39;s 13 years since you wrote Paula.%26#39;%26quot; So Allende began The Sum of Our Days, picking up from where Paula left off.
The redoubtable Willie Gordon is a significant player in this book. I meet him briefly, when his tall, impressive figure darts into the study and in the broadest Oz accent says: %26quot;Gidday! My father was Australian, born in Grenfell.%26quot; He disappears to another part of the house for his writers%26#39; group meeting. Now 70 and retired from law, Gordon pens detective novels. %26quot;I%26#39;m not competing with Isabel - I%26#39;m the mere fly on the queen%26#39;s skirt,%26quot; he chuckles.
Allende and Willie met in Los Angeles 20 years ago, when a somewhat disastrous one-night stand strangely charmed the impulsive author. %26quot;Willie came to a literary lunch, and then invited me to dinner,%26quot; Allende recalls. %26quot;I was newly divorced, I liked him, my hormones were raging, so I decided to go home with him for a lusty fling, as I was leaving town the next day.%26quot;
But the trial lawyer who ran a busy practice representing illegal immigrant accident compensation victims lived in utter dysfunctional chaos. %26quot;Willie was divorced, with custody of three children, all then drug addicts (two now recovered, one dead), and only his stepson Jason was functional. He was trying to look after all of them,%26quot; Allende says. %26quot;Willie%26#39;s house was on a waterfront, but the water was stagnant and smelly. He had a boat, but it was rotten. Inside the house was disgusting, like a zoo full of pets that nobody looked after. A golden retriever dragged worm-ridden bird corpses over the floor, dead fish floated in an aquarium, half-starved rats and guinea pigs squealed in cages. Burned Christmas decorations, from a fire the previous year, had never been cleaned up.
%26quot;Poor Willie, who never complains, would run home exhausted from his office to do the shopping, cooking, laundry, supervise homework, try and care for these crazy kids. I was deeply moved when I saw this, because I had never seen a man doing what women do all the time.%26quot;
The hyperactive youngest son started yelling he didn%26#39;t want Allende in the house. %26quot;So Willie shut me inside his bedroom, and tried to calm his screaming son and howling dogs, while I wondered what on earth I%26#39;d got myself into.%26quot;
Allende delayed her departure, stayed a week and learned more of Gordon%26#39;s own amazing backstory. His Australian-born father, William Lindsay Gordon, was an alcoholic charismatic preacher, who moved to America to peddle a religion he invented, The Infinite Plan. He died when Gordon was six, leaving a depressed wife to raise three children on cleaner%26#39;s wages, in a rough Spanish-speaking part of LA. Gordon found solace in public libraries, which led to his law degree.
Allende returned to Venezuela, where she then lived. Within weeks she sent Gordon a proposal contract that she move into his life, and in good humour he signed it. %26quot;I arrived, with my peasant Chilean mentality, and a project,%26quot; recalls Allende. %26quot;I%26#39;d never seen drugs before, so I thought I%26#39;d clean up this messy household. [That it was] just a matter of giving everyone clear rules, good organisation, a lot of love, and it will be fine. It took me years to learn that addiction is a serious illness, beyond my capacity to cure.%26quot;
Allende and Gordon wed, but their relationship was sorely tested in the next years, as each lost a daughter. %26quot;There was so much sadness in our lives, we were on the brink of divorce,%26quot; she admits.
They got through it. %26quot;In the morning, when Willie is shaving,%26quot; Allende writes, %26quot;and I see him in the mirror, I often ask myself who the devil that large, too white, North American man is, and what we are doing in the same bathroom… From the beginning, he adopted my family and respected my work… he gently laughs at my manias, and doesn%26#39;t let me run over him; he doesn%26#39;t compete with me, and even in the fights we%26#39;ve had, he acts with honour.%26quot;
Late afternoon Allende drives me across to the Isabel Allende Foundation, housed in Sausalito, in a former brothel which was converted into Gordon%26#39;s legal offices until he retired. Allende directs $US250,000 a year to the Foundation, in memory of her daughter, who was a social worker in Spain, to fund health, education and legal programmes for disadvantaged women and girls.
Lori Barra, a striking beautiful, intelligent woman, runs the Foundation. Barra, a former graphic designer, says she had no idea she was being auditioned and road-tested for the role of Allende%26#39;s new daughter-in-law when Allende invited her to join her and a photographer on a two-week magazine assignment to Brazil. %26quot;Nico%26#39;s wife had turned lesbian,%26quot; Allende explains, %26quot;and my son was so reserved and vulnerable that any bitch could snap him up; and I didn%26#39;t want a bitch.%26quot; Allende also arranged a lunch to road-test Barra as a stepmother; she brought along Nico%26#39;s most challenging child, Andrea, %26quot;who came dressed like a beggar, with pink rags tied around different parts of her body, and her Save The Tuna doll%26quot;. Allende%26#39;s scheming worked, Nico and Lori proving such a brilliant match that it says something for arranged marriages.
Also working at the office as Allende%26#39;s PA is Juliette Ambatzidis, another member of the tribe recruited in incorrigible Allende fashion. Lori wanted to have a baby, but was in her 40s. So did Giulia, the new wife of Ernesto (Paula%26#39;s widower, who Allende treats as a son. He lives in her old house at the edge of her garden.) Allende bowled in, paying for IVF, which was successful for Giulia, but not Lori. Undefeated, Allende found Ambatzidis, who%26#39;d borne surrogate twins, and persuaded her to bear a surrogate baby for Lori and Nico. Sadly, this was not successful, but in the meantime Ambatzidis and her own two sons had firmly bonded with the tribe .
The next evening I%26#39;m invited to a dinner at La Casa de los Esp%26iacute;ritus to meet the tribe, and we%26#39;ve also planned a photo shoot. The shoot proves tricky, as Allende wants to pose stiffly. %26quot;I%26#39;ve been caught out before with shots that show big wrinkles and rolls in my chin and neck,%26quot; she argues. C%26#39;est la vie, she wins.
Talking to the family tribe, it%26#39;s clear that they all both adore her and stand up to her, which is what she wants.
She loves big family dinners, but some have ended up soap opera disasters, like a Thanksgiving celebration mentioned in the new book, where Nico and Jason learned that their partners Celia and Sally were lovers. %26quot;Nico and Celia were in one bedroom, crying; Jason was in another bedroom with Sally, threatening to run around with a machete,%26quot; Allende begins. %26quot;I was dealing with a disaster in the kitchen. I%26#39;d cooked the turkey with a new recipe, injecting green herbs under the skin, and it looked like a bloated green corpse.
%26quot;Willie was indignant because his two other sons had not shown up. He was hungry, the Thanksgiving banquet was a catastrophe, so Willie picked up the green turkey and hurled it into the garbage.%26quot;
Amidst this tragicomedy Allende%26#39;s elderly parents arrived from Chile. %26quot;Soon the whole family is in therapy,%26quot; says Allende. %26quot;An army of psychologists is getting rich off us.%26quot;
For a family of such power talkers, it%26#39;s surprising how much therapy they%26#39;ve had - Isabel and Willie, Isabel and Nico in particular.
Nico explains it%26#39;s mostly about trying to set boundaries with his adored but overbearing mother. %26quot;It%26#39;s very helpful to have an outside voice looking at the situation, because we tend to get so bound up with our own way of telling the story, or the quarrel, that we can%26#39;t see a way out.%26quot;
In the midst of dinner, our photographer%26#39;s assistant knocks a large glass of red wine onto the plush Moroccan carpet. He diligently scrubs away at the winespill but Allende, the perfect hostess, makes light of it. %26quot;Don%26#39;t worry, my dog pisses on the carpet. Come and get drunk and enjoy yourself!%26quot;
Gordon, laughing loudly, joins in with his carpet story. %26quot;Isabel and I bought all these carpets back from Morocco, thinking we were very clever. I thought I%26#39;d bargained the carpet dealer down to within an inch of his life on the price, using my best courtroom techniques, then found we could have bought the same damned things at Macy%26#39;s here for half the price.%26quot;
At 65, with a status of literary royalty, the most widely read and widely translated Latin American woman writer, and plentiful wealth, you wonder what motivates her to keep writing? Just as I ask the question, the large dining table we%26#39;re sitting at starts shuddering. With much hilarity Allende swears it%26#39;s not her psychic powers, rather it%26#39;s one of San Francisco%26#39;s famous earthquakes.
Gordon answers my question for her: %26quot;Isabel needs to write, or she%26#39;ll go demented.%26quot; While hugging his wife, he adds: %26quot;And to keep Isabel%26#39;s nose out of everyone%26#39;s business, so we don%26#39;t all go demented, we all need her to write.%26quot; n
* The Sum of Our Days (HarperCollins NZ) goes on sale later this month

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Irwin rumour gets the bite

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

BEHIND the showbiz smiles, the all-singing, all-dancing Irwin
family has been targeted by a vicious rumour campaign which is
getting those famous khakis twisted into one almighty knot.
For weeks now rumours originating from within Australia Zoo on
the Sunshine Coast have claimed that relations between Terri
Irwin and her father-in-law, Bob Irwin, had broken down,
that Bob had left the family “compound” at the zoo and was upset
with the direction the Irwin empire was headed.
However, those closest to the Irwins say the rumours are not
true, are baseless and that there had not been any sort of dispute.
Efforts to reach Bob Irwin, who was named 2007’s Queensland
Grandfather of the Year but did not personally accept the award
because he was catching crocodiles in Cape York, were thwarted this
week by an apparent lack of any contact information among those
closest to the man who taught Steve Irwin just about everything he
knew.
Wes Mannion, who manages Australia Zoo, grew up with the
late Steve Irwin and is described on the Australia Zoo website as a
surrogate brother, was reluctant to talk to PS about the rumours
yesterday. Mannion said he had “heard just about every rumour you
could imagine”, adding that “Bob is a top guy” and that the family
was still grieving the loss of Steve Irwin nearly 18 months
ago.
“Bob would not be inclined to talk about family matters,” he
said, adding that Bob and Terri remained close.
Similarly John Stainton, the television executive who
introduced Steve Irwin to the world via his internationally
successful Crocodile Hunter series and is guiding daughter
Bindi’s media career, said he was aware of the rumours, but said he
“knew nothing about it” when contacted by PS.
Stainton said Bob Irwin had not been involved with Australia Zoo
since he handed over the operation to Steve and Terri in 1992,
denying rumours he had evicted from the “compound”.
It was Bob Irwin and his wife, Lyn (Steve’s mother who died in
2000), who bought the 1.6 hectares in 1970 that formed the
foundation of what would become Australia Zoo, a
multimillion-dollar operation drawing hundreds of thousands of
tourists annually.
A former plumber from Melbourne, Bob Irwin built the Beerwah
Reptile Park himself, which was later renamed Australia Zoo. As the
attraction’s website, which bizarrely does not mention Steve’s
death, says: “His foresight and innovation in captive care of
Australian native animals was setting a new benchmark for wildlife
welfare in Australia.”
Back on set for the glossies
Nicole Kidman has a varied relationship with
photographers.
While she goes to great lengths to escape Sydney’s paparazzi,
there are other snappers she is only too happy to accommodate.
With Kidman leaving Sydney to present at the Academy Awards and
free herself of the paps for a few weeks as she enters the next
phase of her pregnancy, the star has been busy posing for
uber-snapper Annie Leibovitz.
On Monday the American photographer was in Sydney to shoot
Kidman for a coming issue of US Vogue, with Kidman decked
out as her WWII character from Australia, Lady Sarah
Ashley.
An elaborate set recreating the mythical Faraway Downs homestead
featured in the film was constructed in Richmond, with spies
reporting a crew of more than 50 assistants including Australia’s
creative genius responsible for much of the film’s “look”,
Catherine Martin, on set. They were joined by hordes of
make-up artists, lighting experts and stylists to assist in the
shoot, which was conservatively estimated to have cost several
hundred thousand dollars.
Meanwhile, those dreaded paps say they have been followed by
private investigators. Kidman’s camp have denied it was their
doing, although photos of the surveillance have surfaced.
Two of Sydney’s best known paparazzos, Jamie Fawcett and
Peter Carrette, have been engaged in their own dispute over
Fawcett’s photos of Kidman and girlfriends touching her “baby
bump”.
Fawcett sold the shots exclusively to Woman’s Day for the
magazine’s cover, but called in lawyers when he discovered Carrette
was selling similar shots, taken from a TV report featuring the
photos. Carrette told PS he had done nothing wrong.
Brand Kylie not so lucky now
THEY have loved her for more than two decades, but has the tide
finally turned for Kylie Minogue and her adopted British
homeland?
Certainly seems that way after reading a particularly catty but
admittedly amusing opinion piece in London’s Independent
last weekend by commentator Sophie Heawood, who launched her
attack on Minogue as the ever-smiling singer launched her range of
pretty pillow cases and inoffensive doona covers, summing up the
Minogue enigma as “uniquely depressing”.
Heawood wrote it was no coincidence Kylie’s pop videos often
featured robots, as “she is one”.
“It’s one thing being a bit mysterious, a bit sexy. And it is
understandable that somebody so famous wouldn’t want to reveal too
much about her private life,” wrote Heawood.
“But the Kylie brand is all about being all things for all
people, which is, of course, akin to being nothing for nobody, as
any popularity-hungry teenage girl will discover soon enough.”
Finally Heawood goes in for the kill: “And if there is one thing
more annoying than an intelligent person pretending to be stupid,
then it is a stupid person pretending to be an intelligent person
pretending to be stupid.”
ON A ROLE

The model and Bra Babe (she’s Bra Boy Koby Abberton’s
squeeze) Tahyna Tozzi is the latest name linked to Hugh
Jackman’s Wolverine action film, about to be shot in Sydney
and New Zealand. Word across town this week was that Tahyna had
landed a sizeable role, which would be her first real acting gig
since starring in the ABC’s teen surf soap opera Blue Water
High.
ONE WITH THE WORKS

Harry M. Miller is hoping to reap $50,000 from the sale of
his “intimate” collection of artworks, including a Brett
Whiteley piece called Lovers Under The Shower, which was
a gift to Harry from Wendy Whiteley. The works will be
auctioned at the Deutscher-Menzies Fine Art Auction on March 18 at
Deutscher-Menzies in Kensington.
HIS EXCESS SAFE

Rumours that John Laws had pranged his new million-dollar
Rolls-Royce Phantom during an outing with the missus last week were
way off the mark, according to the old boy’s spokesman. But PS
hears Golden Tonsils and his Princess Caroline are busy preparing
for tonight’s 21st birthday party for Angus Nicholls, the
son of Lawsy’s stepdaughter Susie Hagon.
SHOWER OF BABIES

Reports in the US about Tom Cruise’s wife Katie
Holmes buying up on baby blankets this week sparked the
predictable speculation about whether the couple are having another
baby. After denying she was pregnant, sources close to Holmes said
the six petal pink and ocean blue organic baby blankets were for
friends of the couple expecting babies, including Jennifer
Lopez
who has two buns in the oven.
So, does that mean at least one of the other blankets is for
fellow Scientologists and mates James and Erica Packer, who
are also expecting the arrival of their billion-dollar bundle of
joy? Now
we can only guess which colour they will be getting.
IT ALL CATCHES UP

The celebrity hairdresser Joh Bailey picked up more than a
little jet lag after his whirlwind trip to New York Fashion Week,
with the snipper’s boyfriend, the cabaret performer Adam
Williams, telling PS at the David Jones parade on Tuesday that
Bailey was at home sick with pneumonia, though Bailey has since
told friends it was a chest infection.
Williams was representing Team Bailey at the parade, along with
the hairdresser’s new business associate, Suzanne Pritchard,
who stood out from the crowd in her postmodern bright orange
beehive.
Meanwhile PS incorrectly reported Paul Kornmehl’s company
Kulgoa Investments had been a creditor of Bailey’s salon.
In fact, the creditor was Kulgoa Investment, a similarly named
but separate company which has no relationship to Mr Kornmehl.
PSsst%26#133;

Move over Cate Blanchett. Step aside Nicole Kidman. A
new Australian thespian is aiming for the bright lights of
Hollywood with Sydney’s Rebel Penfold-Russell, pictured
right in black, flying off to London to appear in a film
co-starring Jessica Biel (centre), Kristen Scott
Thomas (right) and Colin Firth. Ok, so it’s only a
cameo, but it means a whole lot of fun. RPR is best known in Sydney
as a film producer/director and a renowned bon vivant. In Britain
this weekend she will star in a scene with KST under the
directorship of Australian Stephan Elliott, with whom she
made The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert. The
film is a romantic comedy for London’s Ealing studios, called
Easy Virtue, based on the Noel Coward play. The Hollywood
Reporter says Biel plays an American divorcee who travels to
the south of France and marries a young Englishman, played by
Ben Barnes, on the spur of the moment. The couple return to
England to face his parents, played by Firth and KST. Elliott is
following in Alfred Hitchcock’s shoes, who was the first to adapt
it in film as a 1928 silent movie.

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Irwin rumour gets the bite

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

BEHIND the showbiz smiles, the all-singing, all-dancing Irwin
family has been targeted by a vicious rumour campaign which is
getting those famous khakis twisted into one almighty knot.
For weeks now rumours originating from within Australia Zoo on
the Sunshine Coast have claimed that relations between Terri
Irwin and her father-in-law, Bob Irwin, had broken down,
that Bob had left the family “compound” at the zoo and was upset
with the direction the Irwin empire was headed.
However, those closest to the Irwins say the rumours are not
true, are baseless and that there had not been any sort of dispute.
Efforts to reach Bob Irwin, who was named 2007’s Queensland
Grandfather of the Year but did not personally accept the award
because he was catching crocodiles in Cape York, were thwarted this
week by an apparent lack of any contact information among those
closest to the man who taught Steve Irwin just about everything he
knew.
Wes Mannion, who manages Australia Zoo, grew up with the
late Steve Irwin and is described on the Australia Zoo website as a
surrogate brother, was reluctant to talk to PS about the rumours
yesterday. Mannion said he had “heard just about every rumour you
could imagine”, adding that “Bob is a top guy” and that the family
was still grieving the loss of Steve Irwin nearly 18 months
ago.
“Bob would not be inclined to talk about family matters,” he
said, adding that Bob and Terri remained close.
Similarly John Stainton, the television executive who
introduced Steve Irwin to the world via his internationally
successful Crocodile Hunter series and is guiding daughter
Bindi’s media career, said he was aware of the rumours, but said he
“knew nothing about it” when contacted by PS.
Stainton said Bob Irwin had not been involved with Australia Zoo
since he handed over the operation to Steve and Terri in 1992,
denying rumours he had evicted from the “compound”.
It was Bob Irwin and his wife, Lyn (Steve’s mother who died in
2000), who bought the 1.6 hectares in 1970 that formed the
foundation of what would become Australia Zoo, a
multimillion-dollar operation drawing hundreds of thousands of
tourists annually.
A former plumber from Melbourne, Bob Irwin built the Beerwah
Reptile Park himself, which was later renamed Australia Zoo. As the
attraction’s website, which bizarrely does not mention Steve’s
death, says: “His foresight and innovation in captive care of
Australian native animals was setting a new benchmark for wildlife
welfare in Australia.”
Back on set for the glossies
Nicole Kidman has a varied relationship with
photographers.
While she goes to great lengths to escape Sydney’s paparazzi,
there are other snappers she is only too happy to accommodate.
With Kidman leaving Sydney to present at the Academy Awards and
free herself of the paps for a few weeks as she enters the next
phase of her pregnancy, the star has been busy posing for
uber-snapper Annie Leibovitz.
On Monday the American photographer was in Sydney to shoot
Kidman for a coming issue of US Vogue, with Kidman decked
out as her WWII character from Australia, Lady Sarah
Ashley.
An elaborate set recreating the mythical Faraway Downs homestead
featured in the film was constructed in Richmond, with spies
reporting a crew of more than 50 assistants including Australia’s
creative genius responsible for much of the film’s “look”,
Catherine Martin, on set. They were joined by hordes of
make-up artists, lighting experts and stylists to assist in the
shoot, which was conservatively estimated to have cost several
hundred thousand dollars.
Meanwhile, those dreaded paps say they have been followed by
private investigators. Kidman’s camp have denied it was their
doing, although photos of the surveillance have surfaced.
Two of Sydney’s best known paparazzos, Jamie Fawcett and
Peter Carrette, have been engaged in their own dispute over
Fawcett’s photos of Kidman and girlfriends touching her “baby
bump”.
Fawcett sold the shots exclusively to Woman’s Day for the
magazine’s cover, but called in lawyers when he discovered Carrette
was selling similar shots, taken from a TV report featuring the
photos. Carrette told PS he had done nothing wrong.
Brand Kylie not so lucky now
THEY have loved her for more than two decades, but has the tide
finally turned for Kylie Minogue and her adopted British
homeland?
Certainly seems that way after reading a particularly catty but
admittedly amusing opinion piece in London’s Independent
last weekend by commentator Sophie Heawood, who launched her
attack on Minogue as the ever-smiling singer launched her range of
pretty pillow cases and inoffensive doona covers, summing up the
Minogue enigma as “uniquely depressing”.
Heawood wrote it was no coincidence Kylie’s pop videos often
featured robots, as “she is one”.
“It’s one thing being a bit mysterious, a bit sexy. And it is
understandable that somebody so famous wouldn’t want to reveal too
much about her private life,” wrote Heawood.
“But the Kylie brand is all about being all things for all
people, which is, of course, akin to being nothing for nobody, as
any popularity-hungry teenage girl will discover soon enough.”
Finally Heawood goes in for the kill: “And if there is one thing
more annoying than an intelligent person pretending to be stupid,
then it is a stupid person pretending to be an intelligent person
pretending to be stupid.”
ON A ROLE

The model and Bra Babe (she’s Bra Boy Koby Abberton’s
squeeze) Tahyna Tozzi is the latest name linked to Hugh
Jackman’s Wolverine action film, about to be shot in Sydney
and New Zealand. Word across town this week was that Tahyna had
landed a sizeable role, which would be her first real acting gig
since starring in the ABC’s teen surf soap opera Blue Water
High.
ONE WITH THE WORKS

Harry M. Miller is hoping to reap $50,000 from the sale of
his “intimate” collection of artworks, including a Brett
Whiteley piece called Lovers Under The Shower, which was
a gift to Harry from Wendy Whiteley. The works will be
auctioned at the Deutscher-Menzies Fine Art Auction on March 18 at
Deutscher-Menzies in Kensington.
HIS EXCESS SAFE

Rumours that John Laws had pranged his new million-dollar
Rolls-Royce Phantom during an outing with the missus last week were
way off the mark, according to the old boy’s spokesman. But PS
hears Golden Tonsils and his Princess Caroline are busy preparing
for tonight’s 21st birthday party for Angus Nicholls, the
son of Lawsy’s stepdaughter Susie Hagon.
SHOWER OF BABIES

Reports in the US about Tom Cruise’s wife Katie
Holmes buying up on baby blankets this week sparked the
predictable speculation about whether the couple are having another
baby. After denying she was pregnant, sources close to Holmes said
the six petal pink and ocean blue organic baby blankets were for
friends of the couple expecting babies, including Jennifer
Lopez
who has two buns in the oven.
So, does that mean at least one of the other blankets is for
fellow Scientologists and mates James and Erica Packer, who
are also expecting the arrival of their billion-dollar bundle of
joy? Now
we can only guess which colour they will be getting.
IT ALL CATCHES UP

The celebrity hairdresser Joh Bailey picked up more than a
little jet lag after his whirlwind trip to New York Fashion Week,
with the snipper’s boyfriend, the cabaret performer Adam
Williams, telling PS at the David Jones parade on Tuesday that
Bailey was at home sick with pneumonia, though Bailey has since
told friends it was a chest infection.
Williams was representing Team Bailey at the parade, along with
the hairdresser’s new business associate, Suzanne Pritchard,
who stood out from the crowd in her postmodern bright orange
beehive.
Meanwhile PS incorrectly reported Paul Kornmehl’s company
Kulgoa Investments had been a creditor of Bailey’s salon.
In fact, the creditor was Kulgoa Investment, a similarly named
but separate company which has no relationship to Mr Kornmehl.
PSsst%26#133;

Move over Cate Blanchett. Step aside Nicole Kidman. A
new Australian thespian is aiming for the bright lights of
Hollywood with Sydney’s Rebel Penfold-Russell, pictured
right in black, flying off to London to appear in a film
co-starring Jessica Biel (centre), Kristen Scott
Thomas (right) and Colin Firth. Ok, so it’s only a
cameo, but it means a whole lot of fun. RPR is best known in Sydney
as a film producer/director and a renowned bon vivant. In Britain
this weekend she will star in a scene with KST under the
directorship of Australian Stephan Elliott, with whom she
made The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert. The
film is a romantic comedy for London’s Ealing studios, called
Easy Virtue, based on the Noel Coward play. The Hollywood
Reporter says Biel plays an American divorcee who travels to
the south of France and marries a young Englishman, played by
Ben Barnes, on the spur of the moment. The couple return to
England to face his parents, played by Firth and KST. Elliott is
following in Alfred Hitchcock’s shoes, who was the first to adapt
it in film as a 1928 silent movie.

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Irwin rumour gets the bite

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

BEHIND the showbiz smiles, the all-singing, all-dancing Irwin
family has been targeted by a vicious rumour campaign which is
getting those famous khakis twisted into one almighty knot.
For weeks now rumours originating from within Australia Zoo on
the Sunshine Coast have claimed that relations between Terri
Irwin and her father-in-law, Bob Irwin, had broken down,
that Bob had left the family “compound” at the zoo and was upset
with the direction the Irwin empire was headed.
However, those closest to the Irwins say the rumours are not
true, are baseless and that there had not been any sort of dispute.
Efforts to reach Bob Irwin, who was named 2007’s Queensland
Grandfather of the Year but did not personally accept the award
because he was catching crocodiles in Cape York, were thwarted this
week by an apparent lack of any contact information among those
closest to the man who taught Steve Irwin just about everything he
knew.
Wes Mannion, who manages Australia Zoo, grew up with the
late Steve Irwin and is described on the Australia Zoo website as a
surrogate brother, was reluctant to talk to PS about the rumours
yesterday. Mannion said he had “heard just about every rumour you
could imagine”, adding that “Bob is a top guy” and that the family
was still grieving the loss of Steve Irwin nearly 18 months
ago.
“Bob would not be inclined to talk about family matters,” he
said, adding that Bob and Terri remained close.
Similarly John Stainton, the television executive who
introduced Steve Irwin to the world via his internationally
successful Crocodile Hunter series and is guiding daughter
Bindi’s media career, said he was aware of the rumours, but said he
“knew nothing about it” when contacted by PS.
Stainton said Bob Irwin had not been involved with Australia Zoo
since he handed over the operation to Steve and Terri in 1992,
denying rumours he had evicted from the “compound”.
It was Bob Irwin and his wife, Lyn (Steve’s mother who died in
2000), who bought the 1.6 hectares in 1970 that formed the
foundation of what would become Australia Zoo, a
multimillion-dollar operation drawing hundreds of thousands of
tourists annually.
A former plumber from Melbourne, Bob Irwin built the Beerwah
Reptile Park himself, which was later renamed Australia Zoo. As the
attraction’s website, which bizarrely does not mention Steve’s
death, says: “His foresight and innovation in captive care of
Australian native animals was setting a new benchmark for wildlife
welfare in Australia.”
Back on set for the glossies
Nicole Kidman has a varied relationship with
photographers.
While she goes to great lengths to escape Sydney’s paparazzi,
there are other snappers she is only too happy to accommodate.
With Kidman leaving Sydney to present at the Academy Awards and
free herself of the paps for a few weeks as she enters the next
phase of her pregnancy, the star has been busy posing for
uber-snapper Annie Leibovitz.
On Monday the American photographer was in Sydney to shoot
Kidman for a coming issue of US Vogue, with Kidman decked
out as her WWII character from Australia, Lady Sarah
Ashley.
An elaborate set recreating the mythical Faraway Downs homestead
featured in the film was constructed in Richmond, with spies
reporting a crew of more than 50 assistants including Australia’s
creative genius responsible for much of the film’s “look”,
Catherine Martin, on set. They were joined by hordes of
make-up artists, lighting experts and stylists to assist in the
shoot, which was conservatively estimated to have cost several
hundred thousand dollars.
Meanwhile, those dreaded paps say they have been followed by
private investigators. Kidman’s camp have denied it was their
doing, although photos of the surveillance have surfaced.
Two of Sydney’s best known paparazzos, Jamie Fawcett and
Peter Carrette, have been engaged in their own dispute over
Fawcett’s photos of Kidman and girlfriends touching her “baby
bump”.
Fawcett sold the shots exclusively to Woman’s Day for the
magazine’s cover, but called in lawyers when he discovered Carrette
was selling similar shots, taken from a TV report featuring the
photos. Carrette told PS he had done nothing wrong.
Brand Kylie not so lucky now
THEY have loved her for more than two decades, but has the tide
finally turned for Kylie Minogue and her adopted British
homeland?
Certainly seems that way after reading a particularly catty but
admittedly amusing opinion piece in London’s Independent
last weekend by commentator Sophie Heawood, who launched her
attack on Minogue as the ever-smiling singer launched her range of
pretty pillow cases and inoffensive doona covers, summing up the
Minogue enigma as “uniquely depressing”.
Heawood wrote it was no coincidence Kylie’s pop videos often
featured robots, as “she is one”.
“It’s one thing being a bit mysterious, a bit sexy. And it is
understandable that somebody so famous wouldn’t want to reveal too
much about her private life,” wrote Heawood.
“But the Kylie brand is all about being all things for all
people, which is, of course, akin to being nothing for nobody, as
any popularity-hungry teenage girl will discover soon enough.”
Finally Heawood goes in for the kill: “And if there is one thing
more annoying than an intelligent person pretending to be stupid,
then it is a stupid person pretending to be an intelligent person
pretending to be stupid.”
ON A ROLE

The model and Bra Babe (she’s Bra Boy Koby Abberton’s
squeeze) Tahyna Tozzi is the latest name linked to Hugh
Jackman’s Wolverine action film, about to be shot in Sydney
and New Zealand. Word across town this week was that Tahyna had
landed a sizeable role, which would be her first real acting gig
since starring in the ABC’s teen surf soap opera Blue Water
High.
ONE WITH THE WORKS

Harry M. Miller is hoping to reap $50,000 from the sale of
his “intimate” collection of artworks, including a Brett
Whiteley piece called Lovers Under The Shower, which was
a gift to Harry from Wendy Whiteley. The works will be
auctioned at the Deutscher-Menzies Fine Art Auction on March 18 at
Deutscher-Menzies in Kensington.
HIS EXCESS SAFE

Rumours that John Laws had pranged his new million-dollar
Rolls-Royce Phantom during an outing with the missus last week were
way off the mark, according to the old boy’s spokesman. But PS
hears Golden Tonsils and his Princess Caroline are busy preparing
for tonight’s 21st birthday party for Angus Nicholls, the
son of Lawsy’s stepdaughter Susie Hagon.
SHOWER OF BABIES

Reports in the US about Tom Cruise’s wife Katie
Holmes buying up on baby blankets this week sparked the
predictable speculation about whether the couple are having another
baby. After denying she was pregnant, sources close to Holmes said
the six petal pink and ocean blue organic baby blankets were for
friends of the couple expecting babies, including Jennifer
Lopez
who has two buns in the oven.
So, does that mean at least one of the other blankets is for
fellow Scientologists and mates James and Erica Packer, who
are also expecting the arrival of their billion-dollar bundle of
joy? Now
we can only guess which colour they will be getting.
IT ALL CATCHES UP

The celebrity hairdresser Joh Bailey picked up more than a
little jet lag after his whirlwind trip to New York Fashion Week,
with the snipper’s boyfriend, the cabaret performer Adam
Williams, telling PS at the David Jones parade on Tuesday that
Bailey was at home sick with pneumonia, though Bailey has since
told friends it was a chest infection.
Williams was representing Team Bailey at the parade, along with
the hairdresser’s new business associate, Suzanne Pritchard,
who stood out from the crowd in her postmodern bright orange
beehive.
Meanwhile PS incorrectly reported Paul Kornmehl’s company
Kulgoa Investments had been a creditor of Bailey’s salon.
In fact, the creditor was Kulgoa Investment, a similarly named
but separate company which has no relationship to Mr Kornmehl.
PSsst%26#133;

Move over Cate Blanchett. Step aside Nicole Kidman. A
new Australian thespian is aiming for the bright lights of
Hollywood with Sydney’s Rebel Penfold-Russell, pictured
right in black, flying off to London to appear in a film
co-starring Jessica Biel (centre), Kristen Scott
Thomas (right) and Colin Firth. Ok, so it’s only a
cameo, but it means a whole lot of fun. RPR is best known in Sydney
as a film producer/director and a renowned bon vivant. In Britain
this weekend she will star in a scene with KST under the
directorship of Australian Stephan Elliott, with whom she
made The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert. The
film is a romantic comedy for London’s Ealing studios, called
Easy Virtue, based on the Noel Coward play. The Hollywood
Reporter says Biel plays an American divorcee who travels to
the south of France and marries a young Englishman, played by
Ben Barnes, on the spur of the moment. The couple return to
England to face his parents, played by Firth and KST. Elliott is
following in Alfred Hitchcock’s shoes, who was the first to adapt
it in film as a 1928 silent movie.

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Getting lost in the plot

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Michael Idato celebrates our favourite soap opera twists
that continue to defy belief.
NO STRANGER to a nail-biting cliffhanger, Summer Bay’s perennial
innocent Sally Fletcher (Kate Ritchie) explains to her daughter,
Pippa, the imaginary friend she once had, while a young man further
down the beach scratches a word in the sand %26#151; “Milco”. The
implication %26#151; that this stranger, played by Josh Quong Tart,
is Sally’s imaginary friend Milco in the flesh %26#151; might seem
ludicrous but in a soap opera anything is possible. And if, when
the series returns next week, we learn Milco is real, then Home
And Away will have delivered a twist equal to the genre’s
best.
Dallas is but a dream
Dallas, 1986

While the “Who Shot JR?” episode was the
defining moment in the history of the 1980s supersoap
Dallas %26#151; we will come to that in a moment %26#151; it was
the 1986 finale that floored the audience, as the very dead Bobby
Ewing turned up in widow Pam’s shower. The stunt was a surprise to
the cast, including Victoria Principal who had actually filmed the
scene with another actor, completely unaware the producers intended
to slip Patrick Duffy’s Bobby Ewing back in. Such stuff as dreams
are made of? Perhaps for Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night’s
Dream but for Dallas it was the beginning of the end as fans,
angry an entire season had been written off as a “dream”, began to
abandon the TV juggernaut.
Duck Aldo, there’s a bomb in the Carnation Milk
Number 96, 1975

Plot twists come in many shapes and sizes %26#151; some are
cliffhangers, and others the coup de grace of long-term story arcs.
The bomb that gutted the ground floor of Sydney’s most infamous
apartment block was neither but rather a mid-year attempt by the
producers to shed some old characters and re-invigorate audience
interest. A warning note is delivered to the empty flat of Vera
Collins (Elaine Lee) but remains undiscovered until it’s too late.
When the dust settled, Les (Gordon McDougall), Aldo (Johnny
Lockwood), Roma (Philippa Baker) and Miles (Scott Lambert) had gone
to meet their maker.
Pat the Rat is Belinda Giblin?
Sons %26amp; Daughters, 1985

With her world caving in around her and actress Rowena Wallace
firm in her decision to walk away from a top-rating show and a
much-hated (and loved) character, Australia’s resident TV super
bitch Patricia Hamilton did the only thing women of her time and
style did %26#151; she put on her best wistful expression and boarded
a plane for South America, where she checked into one of those
ubiquitous plastic surgery clinics in Rio de Janeiro and she
returns as Belinda Giblin? Pat the Rat Mark II used the
alias Alison Carr until her true identity was unmasked, and the
producers %26#151; in a late moment of insanity %26#151; brought
Wallace back, to play her own former alter-ego’s twin sister,
Pamela, no less.
Fallon is kidnapped by a UFO
The Colbys, 1987

Scriptwriters typically use the props of the fictional universes
they create %26#151; secrets in Peyton Place, guns in The
Sopranos and shoulderpads (and stock certificates) in
Dynasty. And then along came The Colbys where, after
two years of predictably over-the-top storylines ranging from a
long-lost son, an amnesiac wife and a battle to control an oil
pipeline, the producers decided to bow out by borrowing an idea
from Star Trek. Colby daughter-in-law Fallon (Emma Samms)
sped down a lonely freeway, broke down and, as she was dialling
America’s answer to the RACV, looked up into the night sky and saw
a UFO landing. Kidnapped by aliens? Well, it sure beats finding out
a whole year of your life was a dream.
With this AK-47, I thee wed
Dynasty, 1985

Undoubtedly spurred on by the success Number 96 had when
it tried to knock off the entire cast in its infamous bomb blast,
the producers of Dynasty were clearly either drunk, deranged
or just plain dumb when they hatched the twist to end all twists
%26#151; Carrington daughter Amanda (Catherine Oxenberg) joins the
Eurotrash set by marrying Prince Michael of Moldavia, an oil-rich
(fictional) eastern European monarchy and, as the two exchange
vows, those pesky nationalists rise in revolution and spray the
congregation with machinegun fire. Luckily for the Carringtons, the
Moldavian army skipped target practice %26#151; and everyone, except
for two bit players, survived.
Which one of you bitches is my mother?
Lace, 1984

Three schoolgirls at the Swiss boarding school L’Hirondelle
%26#151; English Pagan Trelowney (Brooke Adams), American Judy Hale
(Bess Armstrong) and French woman Maxine Pascal (Arielle Dombasle)
%26#151; discover that one of them is in, er, the motherly way, and
decide to protect the mum-to-be by sharing the blame. A quick trip
to the creepy Dr Geneste and everything is taken care of
until the abandoned baby grows up to become the late 1970s version
of Paris Hilton. A couple of porn films later, sex siren Lili
(Phoebe Cates) has gathered all three women together, where she
utters the now iconic line: “Which one of you bitches is my
mother?” (It was, in case your memory is failing you, Judy.)
Charlie Cousens falls out of the silo
Bellbird, 1968

In the early days of soap, Australia’s genteel sensibilities
required kid-glove treatment %26#151; characters waved goodbye, moved
to the next town, or, in a worst-case scenario, went to Brisbane,
never to return. Until Bellbird’s resident shady real estate
agent Charlie Cousens (Robin Ramsay) met a grisly end down the side
of a wheat silo, sending shockwaves through the local community
%26#151; a picture postcard assembly of loveable yokels, including
Jim (Carl Bleazby), Joe (Terry Norris), Olive (Moira Charleton),
Fiona (Gerda Nicolson) and Lori (Elspeth Ballantyne).
Roman is John is Roman is Chris?
Days of Our Lives, 1981-present

Salem’s resident cop and all-round good guy Roman Augustus Brady
was played by actor Wayne Northrop from 1981-84, until he was shot
by super villain Stefano diMera (Joseph
Mascolo). Or was he? Roman returned with the alias John Black,
played by Drake Hogestyn, from 1986-91. Or was he? The real Roman
was found in a prison cell, heralding the return of Northrop to the
role from 1991-94. Confused yet?
Well, it all comes unstuck in 1997 when the producers hire Josh
Taylor to play the role, despite the fact that Taylor played Chris
Kositchek in the same show, between 1977-87.
Watch out, the homeless girl has a knife!
Soapdish, 1991

Neither a TV show, nor a serious soap, Soapdish was a
feature film that satirised the genre with brilliant characters
%26#151; jaded diva Celeste Talbert (Sally Field), scheming producer
David Seaton Barnes (Robert Downey jnr) and ambitious bit player
Montana Moorehead (Cathy Moriarty). Barnes brings back Celeste’s
ex-lover Jeffrey Anderson (Kevin Kline), whose return sets the
stage for a moment of pure soap %26#151; the young girl playing the
destitute knife-wielding homeless girl (Elizabeth Shue) is actually
their long-lost daughter. The film mines every cliche of the genre,
finishing in a live-to-air episode of truly soap operatic
proportions.

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Mary Jane Leffler

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Born Nov. 12, 1930, in Hannibal, Mo., she was the daughter of Benjamin C. and Beulah Hill Gilliland. In 1949, she married Bennie Wayne Leffler. In 1976, she married Robert Keller.

Mrs. Leffler worked at Sheller Globe in Keokuk for 29 years. She worked in the office of Dr. DeGala in Keokuk for 20 years, retiring in 2005. She graduated from Keokuk High School in 1948. She enjoyed watching soap operas and Court TV shows and making sweet pickle relish, salsa and tomato juice.

Survivors included two sons, Robert LaVerne Leffler Sr. of Warsaw, Ill., and Danny Wayne Leffler of Keokuk; one daughter, Cheryl Lynn Denning of Keokuk; eight grandchildren; seven great-grandchildren; one brother, David Gilliland of Moline, Ill; nieces and nephews.

She was preceded in death by her parents.

Visitation will be from 1 to 8 p.m. Thursday at Vigen Memorial Home in Keokuk where the family will receive friends from 6 to 8 p.m.

The funeral for Mrs. Leffler will be at 11 a.m. Friday at Vigen Memorial Home in Keokuk with the Rev. Terry Massey officiating. Burial will be in Hickory Grove Cemetery in rural Keokuk.

A memorial has been established for Lee County Hospice.

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Getting lost in the plot

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Michael Idato celebrates our favourite soap opera twists
that continue to defy belief.
NO STRANGER to a nail-biting cliffhanger, Summer Bay’s perennial
innocent Sally Fletcher (Kate Ritchie) explains to her daughter,
Pippa, the imaginary friend she once had, while a young man further
down the beach scratches a word in the sand %26#151; “Milco”. The
implication %26#151; that this stranger, played by Josh Quong Tart,
is Sally’s imaginary friend Milco in the flesh %26#151; might seem
ludicrous but in a soap opera anything is possible. And if, when
the series returns next week, we learn Milco is real, then Home
And Away will have delivered a twist equal to the genre’s
best.
Dallas is but a dream
Dallas, 1986

While the “Who Shot JR?” episode was the
defining moment in the history of the 1980s supersoap
Dallas %26#151; we will come to that in a moment %26#151; it was
the 1986 finale that floored the audience, as the very dead Bobby
Ewing turned up in widow Pam’s shower. The stunt was a surprise to
the cast, including Victoria Principal who had actually filmed the
scene with another actor, completely unaware the producers intended
to slip Patrick Duffy’s Bobby Ewing back in. Such stuff as dreams
are made of? Perhaps for Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night’s
Dream but for Dallas it was the beginning of the end as fans,
angry an entire season had been written off as a “dream”, began to
abandon the TV juggernaut.
Duck Aldo, there’s a bomb in the Carnation Milk
Number 96, 1975

Plot twists come in many shapes and sizes %26#151; some are
cliffhangers, and others the coup de grace of long-term story arcs.
The bomb that gutted the ground floor of Sydney’s most infamous
apartment block was neither but rather a mid-year attempt by the
producers to shed some old characters and re-invigorate audience
interest. A warning note is delivered to the empty flat of Vera
Collins (Elaine Lee) but remains undiscovered until it’s too late.
When the dust settled, Les (Gordon McDougall), Aldo (Johnny
Lockwood), Roma (Philippa Baker) and Miles (Scott Lambert) had gone
to meet their maker.
Pat the Rat is Belinda Giblin?
Sons %26amp; Daughters, 1985

With her world caving in around her and actress Rowena Wallace
firm in her decision to walk away from a top-rating show and a
much-hated (and loved) character, Australia’s resident TV super
bitch Patricia Hamilton did the only thing women of her time and
style did %26#151; she put on her best wistful expression and boarded
a plane for South America, where she checked into one of those
ubiquitous plastic surgery clinics in Rio de Janeiro and she
returns as Belinda Giblin? Pat the Rat Mark II used the
alias Alison Carr until her true identity was unmasked, and the
producers %26#151; in a late moment of insanity %26#151; brought
Wallace back, to play her own former alter-ego’s twin sister,
Pamela, no less.
Fallon is kidnapped by a UFO
The Colbys, 1987

Scriptwriters typically use the props of the fictional universes
they create %26#151; secrets in Peyton Place, guns in The
Sopranos and shoulderpads (and stock certificates) in
Dynasty. And then along came The Colbys where, after
two years of predictably over-the-top storylines ranging from a
long-lost son, an amnesiac wife and a battle to control an oil
pipeline, the producers decided to bow out by borrowing an idea
from Star Trek. Colby daughter-in-law Fallon (Emma Samms)
sped down a lonely freeway, broke down and, as she was dialling
America’s answer to the RACV, looked up into the night sky and saw
a UFO landing. Kidnapped by aliens? Well, it sure beats finding out
a whole year of your life was a dream.
With this AK-47, I thee wed
Dynasty, 1985

Undoubtedly spurred on by the success Number 96 had when
it tried to knock off the entire cast in its infamous bomb blast,
the producers of Dynasty were clearly either drunk, deranged
or just plain dumb when they hatched the twist to end all twists
%26#151; Carrington daughter Amanda (Catherine Oxenberg) joins the
Eurotrash set by marrying Prince Michael of Moldavia, an oil-rich
(fictional) eastern European monarchy and, as the two exchange
vows, those pesky nationalists rise in revolution and spray the
congregation with machinegun fire. Luckily for the Carringtons, the
Moldavian army skipped target practice %26#151; and everyone, except
for two bit players, survived.
Which one of you bitches is my mother?
Lace, 1984

Three schoolgirls at the Swiss boarding school L’Hirondelle
%26#151; English Pagan Trelowney (Brooke Adams), American Judy Hale
(Bess Armstrong) and French woman Maxine Pascal (Arielle Dombasle)
%26#151; discover that one of them is in, er, the motherly way, and
decide to protect the mum-to-be by sharing the blame. A quick trip
to the creepy Dr Geneste and everything is taken care of
until the abandoned baby grows up to become the late 1970s version
of Paris Hilton. A couple of porn films later, sex siren Lili
(Phoebe Cates) has gathered all three women together, where she
utters the now iconic line: “Which one of you bitches is my
mother?” (It was, in case your memory is failing you, Judy.)
Charlie Cousens falls out of the silo
Bellbird, 1968

In the early days of soap, Australia’s genteel sensibilities
required kid-glove treatment %26#151; characters waved goodbye, moved
to the next town, or, in a worst-case scenario, went to Brisbane,
never to return. Until Bellbird’s resident shady real estate
agent Charlie Cousens (Robin Ramsay) met a grisly end down the side
of a wheat silo, sending shockwaves through the local community
%26#151; a picture postcard assembly of loveable yokels, including
Jim (Carl Bleazby), Joe (Terry Norris), Olive (Moira Charleton),
Fiona (Gerda Nicolson) and Lori (Elspeth Ballantyne).
Roman is John is Roman is Chris?
Days of Our Lives, 1981-present

Salem’s resident cop and all-round good guy Roman Augustus Brady
was played by actor Wayne Northrop from 1981-84, until he was shot
by super villain Stefano diMera (Joseph
Mascolo). Or was he? Roman returned with the alias John Black,
played by Drake Hogestyn, from 1986-91. Or was he? The real Roman
was found in a prison cell, heralding the return of Northrop to the
role from 1991-94. Confused yet?
Well, it all comes unstuck in 1997 when the producers hire Josh
Taylor to play the role, despite the fact that Taylor played Chris
Kositchek in the same show, between 1977-87.
Watch out, the homeless girl has a knife!
Soapdish, 1991

Neither a TV show, nor a serious soap, Soapdish was a
feature film that satirised the genre with brilliant characters
%26#151; jaded diva Celeste Talbert (Sally Field), scheming producer
David Seaton Barnes (Robert Downey jnr) and ambitious bit player
Montana Moorehead (Cathy Moriarty). Barnes brings back Celeste’s
ex-lover Jeffrey Anderson (Kevin Kline), whose return sets the
stage for a moment of pure soap %26#151; the young girl playing the
destitute knife-wielding homeless girl (Elizabeth Shue) is actually
their long-lost daughter. The film mines every cliche of the genre,
finishing in a live-to-air episode of truly soap operatic
proportions.

Tags: , , , , , ,

Related posts

Getting lost in the plot

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Michael Idato celebrates our favourite soap opera twists
that continue to defy belief.
NO STRANGER to a nail-biting cliffhanger, Summer Bay’s perennial
innocent Sally Fletcher (Kate Ritchie) explains to her daughter,
Pippa, the imaginary friend she once had, while a young man further
down the beach scratches a word in the sand %26#151; “Milco”. The
implication %26#151; that this stranger, played by Josh Quong Tart,
is Sally’s imaginary friend Milco in the flesh %26#151; might seem
ludicrous but in a soap opera anything is possible. And if, when
the series returns next week, we learn Milco is real, then Home
And Away will have delivered a twist equal to the genre’s
best.
Dallas is but a dream
Dallas, 1986

While the “Who Shot JR?” episode was the
defining moment in the history of the 1980s supersoap
Dallas %26#151; we will come to that in a moment %26#151; it was
the 1986 finale that floored the audience, as the very dead Bobby
Ewing turned up in widow Pam’s shower. The stunt was a surprise to
the cast, including Victoria Principal who had actually filmed the
scene with another actor, completely unaware the producers intended
to slip Patrick Duffy’s Bobby Ewing back in. Such stuff as dreams
are made of? Perhaps for Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night’s
Dream but for Dallas it was the beginning of the end as fans,
angry an entire season had been written off as a “dream”, began to
abandon the TV juggernaut.
Duck Aldo, there’s a bomb in the Carnation Milk
Number 96, 1975

Plot twists come in many shapes and sizes %26#151; some are
cliffhangers, and others the coup de grace of long-term story arcs.
The bomb that gutted the ground floor of Sydney’s most infamous
apartment block was neither but rather a mid-year attempt by the
producers to shed some old characters and re-invigorate audience
interest. A warning note is delivered to the empty flat of Vera
Collins (Elaine Lee) but remains undiscovered until it’s too late.
When the dust settled, Les (Gordon McDougall), Aldo (Johnny
Lockwood), Roma (Philippa Baker) and Miles (Scott Lambert) had gone
to meet their maker.
Pat the Rat is Belinda Giblin?
Sons %26amp; Daughters, 1985

With her world caving in around her and actress Rowena Wallace
firm in her decision to walk away from a top-rating show and a
much-hated (and loved) character, Australia’s resident TV super
bitch Patricia Hamilton did the only thing women of her time and
style did %26#151; she put on her best wistful expression and boarded
a plane for South America, where she checked into one of those
ubiquitous plastic surgery clinics in Rio de Janeiro and she
returns as Belinda Giblin? Pat the Rat Mark II used the
alias Alison Carr until her true identity was unmasked, and the
producers %26#151; in a late moment of insanity %26#151; brought
Wallace back, to play her own former alter-ego’s twin sister,
Pamela, no less.
Fallon is kidnapped by a UFO
The Colbys, 1987

Scriptwriters typically use the props of the fictional universes
they create %26#151; secrets in Peyton Place, guns in The
Sopranos and shoulderpads (and stock certificates) in
Dynasty. And then along came The Colbys where, after
two years of predictably over-the-top storylines ranging from a
long-lost son, an amnesiac wife and a battle to control an oil
pipeline, the producers decided to bow out by borrowing an idea
from Star Trek. Colby daughter-in-law Fallon (Emma Samms)
sped down a lonely freeway, broke down and, as she was dialling
America’s answer to the RACV, looked up into the night sky and saw
a UFO landing. Kidnapped by aliens? Well, it sure beats finding out
a whole year of your life was a dream.
With this AK-47, I thee wed
Dynasty, 1985

Undoubtedly spurred on by the success Number 96 had when
it tried to knock off the entire cast in its infamous bomb blast,
the producers of Dynasty were clearly either drunk, deranged
or just plain dumb when they hatched the twist to end all twists
%26#151; Carrington daughter Amanda (Catherine Oxenberg) joins the
Eurotrash set by marrying Prince Michael of Moldavia, an oil-rich
(fictional) eastern European monarchy and, as the two exchange
vows, those pesky nationalists rise in revolution and spray the
congregation with machinegun fire. Luckily for the Carringtons, the
Moldavian army skipped target practice %26#151; and everyone, except
for two bit players, survived.
Which one of you bitches is my mother?
Lace, 1984

Three schoolgirls at the Swiss boarding school L’Hirondelle
%26#151; English Pagan Trelowney (Brooke Adams), American Judy Hale
(Bess Armstrong) and French woman Maxine Pascal (Arielle Dombasle)
%26#151; discover that one of them is in, er, the motherly way, and
decide to protect the mum-to-be by sharing the blame. A quick trip
to the creepy Dr Geneste and everything is taken care of
until the abandoned baby grows up to become the late 1970s version
of Paris Hilton. A couple of porn films later, sex siren Lili
(Phoebe Cates) has gathered all three women together, where she
utters the now iconic line: “Which one of you bitches is my
mother?” (It was, in case your memory is failing you, Judy.)
Charlie Cousens falls out of the silo
Bellbird, 1968

In the early days of soap, Australia’s genteel sensibilities
required kid-glove treatment %26#151; characters waved goodbye, moved
to the next town, or, in a worst-case scenario, went to Brisbane,
never to return. Until Bellbird’s resident shady real estate
agent Charlie Cousens (Robin Ramsay) met a grisly end down the side
of a wheat silo, sending shockwaves through the local community
%26#151; a picture postcard assembly of loveable yokels, including
Jim (Carl Bleazby), Joe (Terry Norris), Olive (Moira Charleton),
Fiona (Gerda Nicolson) and Lori (Elspeth Ballantyne).
Roman is John is Roman is Chris?
Days of Our Lives, 1981-present

Salem’s resident cop and all-round good guy Roman Augustus Brady
was played by actor Wayne Northrop from 1981-84, until he was shot
by super villain Stefano diMera (Joseph
Mascolo). Or was he? Roman returned with the alias John Black,
played by Drake Hogestyn, from 1986-91. Or was he? The real Roman
was found in a prison cell, heralding the return of Northrop to the
role from 1991-94. Confused yet?
Well, it all comes unstuck in 1997 when the producers hire Josh
Taylor to play the role, despite the fact that Taylor played Chris
Kositchek in the same show, between 19